Never give your girlfriend your old iPhone

[d000hg]

Never let your girlfriend clean out your car unless you are sure there are no half empty boxes of condoms in the glove compartment from 18 months ago!

Why would she offer?

[Gibbon]

Why would she offer?

Because I was trading it in and was busy decorating. Random acts of kindness can happen.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Because I was trading it in and was busy decorating. Random acts of self-interest can happen.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"I've just been reading some of your old txt messages...."

Has she discovered you are a sad geek with no sex life?

[Bunk]

Have you been taking relationship advice from Xenophon?

[FiveTimes]

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"I've just been reading some of your old txt messages...."

rookie mistake, Im guessing you never removed boomarks and browser history

[DimPrawn]

rookie mistake, Im guessing you never removed boomarks and browser history

[escapeUK]

Here's how the convo really went.

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"Can I have an Android phone instead, this is tulip!"