Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
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Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
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Unlock the basement door and let her go back to her parents?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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AtW heaven!Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Trade her in for a newer model?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Do you mean 17 years old or 17 years with you?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Both.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDo you mean 17 years old or 17 years with you?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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When is it coming up? In 11 years time you mean?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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