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    Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up

    Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
      Unlock the basement door and let her go back to her parents?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        Get her re-furbished?

        Oh so very NSFW!

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          #5
          Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
          Get her re-furbished?

          Oh so very NSFW!
          AtW heaven!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
            Trade her in for a newer model?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Is she one of Jimmy Savile's castoffs?

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                #8
                Do you mean 17 years old or 17 years with you?
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Do you mean 17 years old or 17 years with you?
                  Both.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Mistresses's 17th birthday coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.
                    When is it coming up? In 11 years time you mean?
                    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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