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    #41
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    "As the dog returns to his vomit, so the fool returns to his folly" ?

    Just guessing mind.
    packeth thine own parachute. return thou not a faulty one
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #42

      Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place

      Revelation 2, 5
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        #43
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Couldn't this have a lightweight lock, based on a spring-loaded piston for example, which prevents the toggle from being pulled until a "safe" altitude of say 20,000 feet is reached, at which point atmospheric pressure pushes the piston back past a certain point?

        If not, I'll whump up a design in five minutes and apply for Dragon's Den. The snag is I imagine there's rather limited demand for high-altitude parachute gear.
        I was reading a bit more about their equipment on their website last night. It appears they've thought about this problem that normal reserve chutes have. They've designed their reserve to be a cut-away design (like a regular main chute is), so he could just release it if he accidentally deployed it at too high an altitude.

        Whew! After consigning Max Bygraves to the grave a few weeks ago by dreaming of his death, I'd have hated to have done for this guy as well by suggesting a potential way for his demise only for it to subsequently happen!

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          #44
          Originally posted by Gentile View Post
          I was reading a bit more about their equipment on their website last night. It appears they've thought about this problem that normal reserve chutes have. They've designed their reserve to be a cut-away design (like a regular main chute is), so he could just release it if he accidentally deployed it at too high an altitude.

          Whew! After consigning Max Bygraves to the grave a few weeks ago by dreaming of his death, I'd have hated to have done for this guy as well by suggesting a potential way for his demise only for it to subsequently happen!
          is one of your eyes bigger than the other ?
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #45
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            He will have slowed down by 1500m.

            Even at 300mph he is over 10 seconds from the ground.
            That's not a lot of time to get free from a tangled main parachute and deploy your reserve at a safe height if need be. I think Joe Kittinger (existing highest jump record holder at 76,000ft) automatically deployed his main chute about 10,000ft : twice the height this guy will be aiming for.

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              #46
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              is one of your eyes bigger than the other ?
              Only if I turn my head so that I'm looking at you quizzically. o_O

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                #47
                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                How can they be sure they can slow him down enough after 23 miles of freefall
                I can't believe nobody else thought of that since they started planning this seven years ago. You should let them know it might be a problem

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Gentile View Post
                  Only if I turn my head so that I'm looking at you quizzically. o_O
                  "This eye is small; this eye is far away."

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I can't believe nobody else thought of that since they started planning this seven years ago. You should let them know it might be a problem
                    I would prefer to know where they are going to be landing so I can be sure I am not underneath.

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                      #50
                      And to think this is all in the name of a sickly pink drink.
                      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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