Originally posted by OwlHoot
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCouldn't this have a lightweight lock, based on a spring-loaded piston for example, which prevents the toggle from being pulled until a "safe" altitude of say 20,000 feet is reached, at which point atmospheric pressure pushes the piston back past a certain point?
If not, I'll whump up a design in five minutes and apply for Dragon's Den. The snag is I imagine there's rather limited demand for high-altitude parachute gear.
Whew! After consigning Max Bygraves to the grave a few weeks ago by dreaming of his death, I'd have hated to have done for this guy as well by suggesting a potential way for his demise only for it to subsequently happen!Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostI was reading a bit more about their equipment on their website last night. It appears they've thought about this problem that normal reserve chutes have. They've designed their reserve to be a cut-away design (like a regular main chute is), so he could just release it if he accidentally deployed it at too high an altitude.
Whew! After consigning Max Bygraves to the grave a few weeks ago by dreaming of his death, I'd have hated to have done for this guy as well by suggesting a potential way for his demise only for it to subsequently happen!(\__/)
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHe will have slowed down by 1500m.
Even at 300mph he is over 10 seconds from the ground.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postis one of your eyes bigger than the other ?Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostHow can they be sure they can slow him down enough after 23 miles of freefallComment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostOnly if I turn my head so that I'm looking at you quizzically. o_OComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI can't believe nobody else thought of that since they started planning this seven years ago. You should let them know it might be a problemComment
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And to think this is all in the name of a sickly pink drink.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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