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    Originally posted by felixthenutter
    Fu<k, has anyone seen my house keys?

    That was a bit fantastic.

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      There was a commendable lack of woo-ing from the Americans there. But I wasn't sure if that was his mum or his wife they kept showing in the control room.

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        Originally posted by Gentile View Post
        There was a commendable lack of woo-ing from the Americans there. But I wasn't sure if that was his mum or his wife they kept showing in the control room.
        Mother and family.
        Me, me, me...

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          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Mother and family.
          I'm glad about that, since it means she looked good for her age. If it'd been his wife I was conversely thinking she must have had bad digs.

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            It'd be cool if they took off the pressure suit and there was an alien inside
            there might be.

            he should be quarantined for a few months for the safety of the planet. I saw a documentary once where these things stuck to your face and planted an egg in your belly, or something.



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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              It'd be cool if they took off the pressure suit and there was an alien inside
              If he broke the sound barrier, didn't he go back in time and land as small boy?

              Or go to the planet of the apes or something?

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                Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                Or go to the planet of the apes or something?
                He landed in New Mexico, same thing.
                Me, me, me...

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                  It'd be great if that balloon collapsed and then landed in my back garden. It would be like the war, I would make a pair of silk knickers for all the ladies on cuk, then make a silk 'red bull' t shirt and sell it on ebay
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                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Congratulations Felix! That's how to do it

                    That's one giant leap for a man,
                    one small step for mankind..

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                      Live again
                      Me, me, me...

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