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So who wants to sort Harriet's dirties?
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou'll need to buy the next book
I did, however get one of my 'stories' added to a book that's coming out soon, called '50 shades of Glasgow'
It went:
Chantelle lay back gasping after her 11th orgasm. Awkwardly pulling up her Reebock tracksuit bottoms and taking a deep drag on a Mayfair Superking, she looked up with an embarrassed smile and said, "So, dae ye's aw play fur Partick Thistle ?"
That made I laff.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TestMangler again.
That made I laff.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat worries me most about the whole story, is that she bought and read the book for research purposes.
The mere thought of Balls and her being nasty with each other makes me feel a little sick.
But I think that's why her husband rented 'big busty tories do Dallas'.
Lest we forget
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/broug...m-6710441.htmlAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postresearch purposes meant she claimed it on expenses. If she thought they could get away with it she would have claimed her husbands grumble flicks 'for research purposes' - oh she did.
That's Yvette, I would have before she found the pie shop.
But I think that's why her husband rented 'big busty tories do Dallas'.
Lest we forget
Brought down by husband
That Yvette was way too good for Balls when she was a bit younger...Comment
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Think how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostThink how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.Comment
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