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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    You'll need to buy the next book

    I did, however get one of my 'stories' added to a book that's coming out soon, called '50 shades of Glasgow'

    It went:

    Chantelle lay back gasping after her 11th orgasm. Awkwardly pulling up her Reebock tracksuit bottoms and taking a deep drag on a Mayfair Superking, she looked up with an embarrassed smile and said, "So, dae ye's aw play fur Partick Thistle ?"

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      #12
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      You'll need to buy the next book

      I did, however get one of my 'stories' added to a book that's coming out soon, called '50 shades of Glasgow'

      It went:

      Chantelle lay back gasping after her 11th orgasm. Awkwardly pulling up her Reebock tracksuit bottoms and taking a deep drag on a Mayfair Superking, she looked up with an embarrassed smile and said, "So, dae ye's aw play fur Partick Thistle ?"
      You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TestMangler again.

      That made I laff.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TestMangler again.

          That made I laff.
          Ive done it for you

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            #15
            She's pure science with a splash of black cat

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
              What worries me most about the whole story, is that she bought and read the book for research purposes.
              research purposes meant she claimed it on expenses. If she thought they could get away with it she would have claimed her husbands grumble flicks 'for research purposes' - oh she did.

              The mere thought of Balls and her being nasty with each other makes me feel a little sick.
              That's Yvette, I would have before she found the pie shop.
              But I think that's why her husband rented 'big busty tories do Dallas'.

              Lest we forget
              http://www.standard.co.uk/news/broug...m-6710441.html
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                research purposes meant she claimed it on expenses. If she thought they could get away with it she would have claimed her husbands grumble flicks 'for research purposes' - oh she did.


                That's Yvette, I would have before she found the pie shop.
                But I think that's why her husband rented 'big busty tories do Dallas'.

                Lest we forget
                Brought down by husband
                Thak christ for that, I thought they were married...

                That Yvette was way too good for Balls when she was a bit younger...

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                  #18
                  Think how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #19
                    I Would !
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      Think how much nicer life would've been for us all if she had just spent her life in the kitchen washing dishes and doing a bit of hoovering instead of sticking her ******* nose in every aspect of our fecking lives, the mendacious, self-serving, entitled, righteous, evil bitch.

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