Do you want me in your team?

[aussielong]

It's called an acrostic. They do them in primary school (or kindy as it's known down under).

Any competent professional would of spotted that childs play in a flash.

Sasguru, OldHack, et al...whoosh. What a surprise, self titled guru actually a bit dim.

[MarillionFan]

It's called an acrostic. They do them in primary school (or kindy as it's known down under).

They do indeed. My daughter came over and asked what I was laughing at. She quickly read it laughing 'What a ****'

[NotAllThere]

Any competent professional would of spotted that childs play in a flash.

Sasguru, OldHack, et al...whoosh. What a surprise, self titled guru actually a bit dim.

Would have.

Do that again (the grammar failure that is) and I'll ban you. Even though I enjoyed your acrostic.

[sasguru]

Any competent professional would of spotted that childs play in a flash.

.

You couldn't make it up...

[Old Hack]

It's a kind of poem, something, I guess listening to him talk of mastering, beasting, dominating, and forcing men, I should have known he'd write to another man.

Hey ho, you live and learn. I thought, for once, he was talking about the country he professes to love.

Beat me once, big fool you, beat me twice, big fool me....

[shaunbhoy]

you replied to one of them asking if it was a list of escape tunnels

That was an attempt at humour. You ought to try it sometime..............if you are capable.

[Old Hack]

They do indeed. My daughter came over and asked what I was laughing at. She quickly read it laughing 'What a ****'

My daughter doesn't speak to me like that MF; I'd have a word if I were you.

[shaunbhoy]

Beat me once, big fool you, beat me twice, big fool me....

So what are you now then OH?.....................big fool x 106

[Old Hack]

That was an attempt at humour. You ought to try it sometime..............if you are capable.

Oh my, now the excuse; he was calling you all thick fooks and you bought into it.

Too funny for words; you have a crack at someone, for doing exactly the same thing you did, it's classic fat boy material.

You genuinely couldn't make this tulip up fat boy, the greek salad I have in front of me shows more intelligence than you, the yoghurt I am about to eat more culture than you and altogether a ******* hell of a lot less fat than you.

Get back to waddling about, trying to knock off those final 30 lbs to get you just down to fat from obese fella

[shaunbhoy]

It must be said, what your posts may lack in wit, sophistication, brevity, factual accuracy, and general appeal, is more than compensated for by irrelevance.