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20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Joke
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20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Joke
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Number 10 took a while but I got there in the end.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post -
I've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostNumber 10 took a while but I got there in the end.
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Half the sodiums short. There's one sodium for each NaNa in the theme tune.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.
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Yes, they've got the atomic number right.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Now there's a phrase you don't often hear!Originally posted by zeitghost
Where's SAS when we need him?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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5 53 9 9! 19 84 74!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.
Could someone explain?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Unless you hang around in prison shower blocks.....Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNow there's a phrase you don't often hear!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Along with "It's my round" or "I was wrong and I apologise"Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNow there's a phrase you don't often hear!
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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