Originally posted by TheMonkey
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Shall I start carrying a knife
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockMy advice is to outsmart the muggers by looking more desperate than they are, always dress shabbily with plenty of stubble and adopt a menacing glare at anyone in your vicinty.
PS Dont try this in the office kidsServing religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Originally posted by ALMStrangely enough, I actually felt safer living in the dump known as Streatham Vale than I do today in a supposedly 'better' area of west London. I certainly hear of a lot more violent muggings in this area at least. Perhaps the thieves knew there was nobody worth mugging in Streatham Vale. Move to the ghetto I say.
I do live in a Ghetto - Leyton.Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Just strap a machete to your back and then next time you get mugged you can do your best crocodile dundee impression...
Thats not a knife !!! SHHHHIIINNGGG Now this is a knife!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoJust strap a machete to your back and then next time you get mugged you can do your best crocodile dundee impression...
Thats not a knife !!! SHHHHIIINNGGG Now this is a knife!!!!
* ninja pops out waving machetes going "wooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr!"
* indiana jones shoots the bugger dead.Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI was thinking of the Indiana Jones version.
* ninja pops out waving machetes going "wooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr!"
* indiana jones shoots the bugger dead.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyYes but I can't for various reasons at the moment.
Not only that, it was a nice area I got threatened in!
a gang star and start grabbing ya nuts while out walking, they'll either think a) hes someone not to mess with, or b) he has crabs, lets leave him the fck alone ! Seriously though monkeychav, if you've been held up 4 times, then you really need to make a change somewhere, statistically its not looking good for you my friend.Comment
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Originally posted by lORD lUCANYour obviously walking and dressing like easy prey, try dressing like
a gang star and start grabbing ya nuts while out walking, they'll either think a) hes someone not to mess with, or b) he has crabs, lets leave him the fck alone ! Seriously though monkeychav, if you've been held up 4 times, then you really need to make a change somewhere, statistically its not looking good for you my friend.Comment
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI was thinking of the Indiana Jones version.
* ninja pops out waving machetes going "wooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr!"
* indiana jones shoots the bugger dead.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDCredited with "creating" what many believe to be the best scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) because Harrison Ford was suffering from a bout of dysentery at the time of filming: during the scene in Cairo with the swordsman in black, the script called for a much longer fight, but because of his condition, he quietly asked director Steven Spielberg if they could shorten the scene. Spielberg's reply was that the only way it could be done would be if Indy pulled out his gun and "just shot the guy." The rest of the crew, not aware of the change, laughed at this, and it remained in the final cut.Comment
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