Megan Stammers found...

[Old Hack]

Max Clifford?

That's the name I was looking for. He'll be on her like a rash, like that teacher....

[SimonMac]

Maths Test of the Day:-

If a 30 year old maths teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to France at an average speed of 40 miles per hour, how many years in prison will he get??

[MayContainNuts]

Maths Test of the Day:-

If a 30 year old maths teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to France at an average speed of 40 miles per hour, how many years in prison will he get??

[Old Hack]

Maths Test of the Day:-

If a 30 year old maths teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to France at an average speed of 40 miles per hour, what will the diameter of his anus be when he is released?

FTFY

[d000hg]

Was it one of Labours unnecessary laws by any chance?

Since it's a sensible law then clearly not, whoever brought it in.

[original PM]

thats the problem with teaching

1 minute you are taking the register

the next you are on it

[BrilloPad]

What O levels was she taking?

Will it be possible she will ever get to A level?

[original PM]

with half a bootle of wine and some lube i am sure he would peruade her...

[FiveTimes]

All this talk about exams being easier today, maths is brick hard nowadays it includes french oral as well

[escapeUK]

What O levels was she taking?

Will it be possible she will ever get to A level?

Showing your age there B, they stopped O levels in 1988.