To the recovering alcoholic

[NotAllThere]

well we are all going to die of something -- may as well make it something you enjoy...

I know a guy who deliberately set out to drink himself to death. Paid the rent for a year on a flat next door to an offy, lived off his savings. He said it was bloody miserable. After a while, you stop enjoying the booze... but you can't do without it. And you feel ill all the time.