(More) Really stupid things you've done

[fckvwls]

I was down to the last two for a permie gig, after his interview the other candidate walked straight into a glass door and knocked himself out cold, I got the job.

Senior virus remover in Luton?

[fckvwls]

Fat boy, have you been drinking with your second lunch again?

Stop being a stereotype now will you, and start planning 2sies, the bus to the canteen should arrive in time...

When do you think you might get tired of the SB stalking/fat theme and join the rest of us that find it tedious and childish? You're even recycling images ffs.

[Sysman]

A a fresh-faced young permie, just started a new job, my boss and I went to a client site. Signed in at reception, and told to go through the doors into the main area. My boss pushed, but the doors wouldn't open.

"Do you need to do anything to open the doors for me?" he asked reception, thinking maybe they need to press a button to unlock them or something.
"Just pull...".

"One word from you, There", he muttered, "and you're fired". I couldn't stop laughing for quite a while.

That is a story I can relate to. I always learn which way doors open to avoid that mistake.

[Sysman]

I was down to the last two for a permie gig, after his interview the other candidate walked straight into a glass door and knocked himself out cold, I got the job.

There was a very comfy looking office chair at Rank Xerox.

Lean back and the thing would keel over.

The gits knew it did that but didn't warn me.

But it did break the ice and we got on fine after that.

[Old Hack]

When do you think you might get tired of the SB stalking/fat theme and join the rest of us that find it tedious and childish? You're even recycling images ffs.

Ah yes, that old nuggest, yet if you followed the thread, you'd notice the stalking was on the other foot. Not wanting to point out the error of your ways or anything, but maybe a little check first would reveal something, maybe? Possibly?

As for when, well, when he's no longer a fat chunt, I guess. Now, being who he is, that isn't going to happen fast is it.

[fckvwls]

Ah yes, that old nuggest, yet if you followed the thread, you'd notice the stalking was on the other foot. Not wanting to point out the error of your ways or anything, but maybe a little check first would reveal something, maybe? Possibly?

As for when, well, when he's no longer a fat chunt, I guess. Now, being who he is, that isn't going to happen fast is it.

Unfortunately it's not confined to this thread you imbecile.

[Sysman]

Reminds me of a time a copuple of us were visiting a client and he was standing right in front of the lift to greet us. We started saying hello and shaking hands and the lift doors closed and we went back down.

One place I lived in had a lift directly into the apartment, key needed to go to that floor (Y2K loot).

One day I got a call from the cleaner on my own phone saying she had locked herself out. I could also hear the steam iron puffing away.

HOW THE HECK ARE YOU PHONING FROM MY PHONE WHEN YOU ARE LOCKED OUT?

I couldn't understand what she'd done until I got home, took the lift up and saw her keys in the lock on the lift side of the door. The lift door had shut while she was locking up to leave, and she'd panicked and let go of the key.

How had she got in again? Some workmen were in the flat next door and they let her in and helped her climb over the dividing balcony wall. Fortunately she had left the balcony door open.

[Old Hack]

Unfortunately it's not confined to this thread you imbecile.

Feel better?

Of course, you are right about the thread, but I'd check the stalking order again, were I you.