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next timeOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you been promised favours to uphold the unupholdable?
we might have
'southern limp wristed shandy drinkers'
vs
'Northern men of iron'
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Would the criteria be place of birth or current work location.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnext time
we might have
'southern limp wristed shandy drinkers'
vs
'Northern men of iron'
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Only 3 round here I know have completed an iron man. All 3 reside in the South.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnext time
we might have
'southern limp wristed shandy drinkers'
vs
'Northern men of iron'

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And what about the Midlanders?Originally posted by eek View PostWould the criteria be place of birth or current work location.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnow now, the invigilators decision is final.
no coughing in the audience please
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Northeners think they are hard but invariably they are obese alcoholics with enlarged livers and a heart condition.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnly 3 round here I know have completed an iron man. All 3 reside in the South.Hard Brexit now!
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the gaylords, bum suckers, feeble minded and morris dancers can join the southernersOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd what about the Midlanders?
the hard drinking, astute, men of the world can join the northerners
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNortheners think they are hard but invariably they are obese alcoholics with enlarged livers and a heart condition.
ok
we'll have boys vs girls again
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And of course YOU, bamber grassgroin, are going to be totally impartial are you?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthe gaylords, bum suckers, feeble minded and morris dancers can join the southerners
the hard drinking, astute, men of the world can join the northerners

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