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SimonMac replied

25 September 2012, 22:03
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Aye! Time enough for you to get FTTC, SimonMac

I am just impressed that the girls on here are wanting a man who gets to the finish before they do, classy ladies, I am sure you are all keepers!
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nomadd replied

25 September 2012, 21:00
So much love and affection for ones fellow man displayed in this thread. Must be getting close to Christmas...
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EternalOptimist replied

25 September 2012, 20:21
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Aye! Time enough for you to get FTTC, SimonMac

he dont have a cabinet.

just a locker at the local turkish massage parlour.

allegedly
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administrator replied

25 September 2012, 20:09
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ok, all those who want another one

a 'Christmas Special'

say 'aye'

Aye! Time enough for you to get FTTC, SimonMac
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EternalOptimist replied

25 September 2012, 20:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

aye

Do we have to have the post match showers with the girls AGAIN?

that's one aye, and one fck off and d'aye

so it's neck and neck so far
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BrilloPad replied

25 September 2012, 18:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ok, all those who want another one

a 'Christmas Special'

say 'aye'

aye

Do we have to have the post match showers with the girls AGAIN?
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Bunk replied

25 September 2012, 18:33
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I think RH should preside over the next one, that way we know we have equal chance to bribe him with cold champagne rather than the sexual favors thrust on EO

FTFY
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SimonMac replied

25 September 2012, 16:30
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

The asterisks may have been conceealing his affection - that four letter word that is so hard to say.

When I worked in Woking I was always getting the address wrong, it seems Surrey is the hardest word
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mudskipper replied

25 September 2012, 16:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

rather uncivil of you, old bean

The asterisks may have been conceealing his affection - that four letter word that is so hard to say.
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SimonMac replied

25 September 2012, 16:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

rather uncivil of you, old bean

I meant to type aye but it seems my iPhone made up its own words
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EternalOptimist replied

25 September 2012, 16:25
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

**** you!

rather uncivil of you, old bean
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SimonMac replied

25 September 2012, 16:19
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ok, all those who want another one

a 'Christmas Special'

say 'aye'

**** you!
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EternalOptimist replied

25 September 2012, 16:18
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Didn't do me any good did it! I am sure mudskipper promised more......

ok, all those who want another one

a 'Christmas Special'

say 'aye'
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nomadd replied

25 September 2012, 16:18
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Northeners think they are hard but invariably they are obese alcoholics with enlarged livers and a heart condition.

Britain's fattest man: http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...attestman1.jpg

Not a northerner.
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BrilloPad replied

25 September 2012, 16:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

you want to hear what BP promised to do to me behind the bikeshed

Didn't do me any good did it! I am sure mudskipper promised more......
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