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Getting rid of your landmine!
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Glad you told me. Could have saved me wasting a tripOriginally posted by vetran View Postno chance of anyone stepping on it, the garden is always closed for repairs!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I would go for the blue peter garden. It would definitely liven up the episode.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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oh yes
perfect for the little darlings that climb over the back fence!
Water Spraying Gas Landmine - Buy Landmine Product on Alibaba.comComment
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Nah - betting's not the same as sponsoring, is it?Originally posted by zeitghostEr, I wouldn't bet on that.
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I go jogging past there. At end August there were alot of flowers up -no idea why.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWould probably be nice in Princess Di's memorial garden
Anyway there was a large poster which said "Like 3 people died at Calvary, 3 people died in Paris 15 years ago".
Some people think she is Jesus Christ! Which cannot be right - because I am.....Comment
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You are the reincarnation of Princess Diana and I claim my £5000 Harrods voucher.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI go jogging past there. At end August there were alot of flowers up -no idea why.
Anyway there was a large poster which said "Like 3 people died at Calvary, 3 people died in Paris 15 years ago".
Some people think she is Jesus Christ! Which cannot be right - because I am.....Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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