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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Is it just me that read this and went
    I agree - how to win friends and lose your contract!

    she may be the CEO's secret lover.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      He's certainly been beaten around the ring a number of times.


      Boom boom

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        #13
        Originally posted by aussielong View Post


        Boom boom
        Birds of a feather eh?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Birds of a feather eh?
          You coulda been someone!

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            #15
            Originally posted by aussielong View Post
            You coulda been someone!
            Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? There's noone else here? Are you talking to me???

            Oh you are? Er no you go next on the pool table you look bigger than me.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Someone shoots an email out passing the blame onto you and they go off half cocked?

              Email 1:
              To : PM
              CC : The rest of the upper echelons
              From : Uppety Director
              I believe I agreed with Suity that we would set all of those values to 'ABC' as a default.

              Email 2:
              To : PM
              CC : The rest of the upper echelons + Uppety Director
              From : Suity
              I do recall that. I will make it so.

              Email 3:
              To : PM + The rest of the upper echelons + Uppety Director
              From : BA
              This has never been discussed, and setting it to 'ABC' will cause lots of problems in the system .....

              Email 4:
              To : PM + The rest of the upper echelons + BA + Suity
              From : Uppety Director
              Ah ok, thanks. Funny how Suity just took my word for it like that.



              Suity checks his copious meeting minutes

              To : PM + The rest of the upper echelons + BA + Uppety Director
              From : Suity
              From our meeting on 28th August I recorded the following statement from you.
              "This value is not important for us, just set it to some default value"

              Hope this helps

              Suity



              Love it when that happens.

              FFS you really are the saddest mediocre fookwit who ever failed to grace the IT profession.
              I used to eat incompetent gimps like you for breakfast.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                FFS you really are the saddest mediocre fookwit who ever failed to grace the IT profession.
                I used to eat incompetent gimps like you for breakfast.
                You've been hanging around here all day to put the boot in on someone havent you.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I used to eat incompetent gimps like you for breakfast.
                  Well you know what they say......"You are what you eat!"

                  HTH

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    FFS you really are the saddest mediocre fookwit who ever failed to grace the IT profession.
                    I used to eat incompetent gimps like you for breakfast.

                    Harsh, but in this case, justified.
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      Is it just me that read this and went
                      No, I did that as well.

                      What happened to running this past the testers MF?

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