Hot fresh coffee and cold sausages. Perfect.
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My breakfast
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
What sort of sausages?
I like a bit of cereal, yoghurt, then some smoked salmon and scrambled eggs.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I had a bowl of cornflakes at 4am and then I had a chicken balti at 8.30am.
Jet lag.
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Nothing like a bit of sausage first thing in the morning
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Nothing fancy, just some thin Richmond... for whatever reason I just don't like expensive sausages (or at least none of the ones I've tried).Originally posted by doodab View PostWhat sort of sausages?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I always assumed you'd be the type of bloke who'd like a bit of rough sausage.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNothing fancy, just some thin Richmond... for whatever reason I just don't like expensive sausages (or at least none of the ones I've tried).
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Could you fantasise about someone else please?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's not fantasy when it's fact.Originally posted by d000hg View PostCould you fantasise about someone else please?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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But it's not. I prefer chipolatas.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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