Go Gos

[Gentile]

The Chinese flamethrowers I keep ordering don't seem to make it through customs for some reason.

I generally put them outside. However, I did wake up about 4:30am one morning last week to discover one on my bedsheets. I must have better eyesight than I thought, because I spotted him immediately in the half-light, and had grabbed a slipper and battered the poor wee thing to a pulp before I'd even fully woken up.

I don't recommend it. It's no fun having to change spider-entrail spattered bedsheets at 4:30am.

[Gentile]

Did I ever tell you about the distraught bird opposite clientco, in Hale, Manchester ? vis a vis the spider in the bath ?

Do tell.

[Cliphead]

Try having one drop from the ceiling into yer wine glass <shudder>

[Gentile]

Try having one drop from the ceiling into yer wine glass <shudder>

Now that's just not on. I hope you made the little bugger spit out any wine he'd drunk.

[Cliphead]

Now that's just not on. I hope you made the little bugger spit it out.

After I had spit it out.

[Cliphead]

These fckers wander the house during September;


Tegenaria duellica

My least favourite month of the year. Then comes October when the ghost get all active and friends won't stay in the house.

[Gentile]

After I had spit it out.

Nooooo!! Tell me you didn't not notice until.........that's horrible! When I saw your thread the other night I at least thought you'd actually seen it plop in. It makes it a great deal worse if discovering him was a taste experience.

[Cliphead]

Nooooo!! Tell me you didn't not notice until.........that's horrible! When I saw your thread the other night I at least thought you'd actually seen it plop in. It makes it a great deal worse if discovering him was a taste experience.

I got a glimpse as I was about to drink. Nuff said.

[mudskipper]

sorry. dont mean to be orrible.

the others seemed to have an F1 common denominator.


im probbly wrong

F1 or fcking yourself.