Extrusions

[nomadd]

Every time I do one I seem to block the loo. I don't think it's the loo as I've blocked several this week.

What to do?

Stop using the loo? Maybe just s-h-i-t the bed instead?

[doodab]

I have this issue too, as I have a diet that's high in protein and leads to large, sticky turds. At one clientco, I had exactly the same problem of blocking loos, so I developed a technique that I have called 'tulip 2.0'.

The protocol for tulip 2.0 is as follows;

1. drop pants and sit on bog as per tulip 1.0
2. tulip
3. Flush
4. Wipe arse
5. Deposit used loo paper in bog
6. Flush again

Observant members of the congregation will notice the cunning use of the extra flush between the tulip and the wipe, so as to prevent overloading of the bog with paper and turd at the same time.

Try it and let me know; I couldn't bring myself to confess to this when I blocked the bogs at clientco, so I've been looking for an independent, unbiased tester so that I can patent the tulip 2.0 protocol.

Problem solved.