Debt Collection agency

[nomadd]

I got pulled for speeding in Southern Oz about 5 years ago.

a month or so later I got a letter from OzPlod saying I owed a hundred dollars or somesuch fine. So I sent a cheque, but they said barclloyds was not a part of the oz scheme so I had to join an oz scheme bank and then pay them.
naturally, I didnt bother.

so a few years down the line, I gets a letter from some oz debt collection outfit demanding 500 bucks to pay the fine and cover the costs.

The question is
1. Do I tell them to stick it up their @rse
2. Do I tell them to lick it on one side and stick it up their @rse

Tell them you have the cash, right now, sat in your pocket. It's theirs if they come over and collect it.

[Spacecadet]

Tell them you have the cash, right now, sat in your pocket. It's theirs if they come over and collect it.

**** that, we've already got enough annoying ozzie ******* over here

[nomadd]

**** that, we've already got enough annoying ozzie ******* over here

Er, we've got half the worlds population over here. At least the Aussies have a basic - and I do mean basic - grasp of English.

[MarillionFan]

Tell them you have the cash, right now, sat in your pocket. It's theirs if they come over and collect it.

Tell them you'll see them in court and get them to set a date.

[Spacecadet]

Er, we've got half the worlds population over here. At least the Aussies have a basic - and I do mean basic - grasp of English.

I'll give them that... that and the ability not to completely cock up making a coffee

[EternalOptimist]

Er, we've got half the worlds population over here. At least the Aussies have a basic - and I do mean basic - grasp of English.

er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??

[SupremeSpod]

er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??

Some bastard is cheating, he's got wheels!

[amcdonald]

just to add insult to injury, I got pulled over at a place called 'Iron Knob', just west of port Augusta

I sh!t you not

Don't worry it won't stand up in court

[nomadd]

er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??

Suityou01 came first. In Gentile. But his 'blades' were too long. Result: ban.

Think that's a fair recap on today.

[fckvwls]

Suityou01 came first. In Gentile. But his 'blades' were too long. Result: ban.

Think that's a fair recap on today.

Did she complain about a missing 4 inches that his competition is using?