What do we reckon everyone, two weeks?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Blimey, the people's champion speaks.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat do we reckon everyone, two weeks?
2 weeks until what? Select from :
1... Suity gets tulipcanned.
2... Suity walks.
3... The project goes a bit wobbly and suity stays until Christmas sorting it all out.
4... Doogie flounces.
All mutually exclusive.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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#4 is not exclusive to the other options.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Good, now off you fookOriginally posted by d000hg View Post#4 is not exclusive to the other options.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I don't really do flouncing. From CUK or my contracts.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I've seen you flounce from here at least once, so I'm guessing your also a bulltulipter.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't really do flouncing. From CUK or my contracts.
HTH BISDIKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostWhat could possibly go wrong?


In Suity's case, this is a everyday theme.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostTalking to an imaginary person?
This "God" is he hear now with you now? can you see him? does he answer you when you talk to him?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've seen you flounce from here at least once, so I'm guessing your also a bulltulipter.
HTH BISDI
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Then you need your eyes testing because it didn't happen. You realise not posting for a week when on holiday doesn't count, rightOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI've seen you flounce from here at least once
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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