God I'm bored

[SupremeSpod]

8 weeks to go, all specs written, all sprints planned, everything written up. My days are spent telling stakeholders to bog off (requirements freeze was months ago), wiping developers noses and reporting on progress.

Everything is ticking along nicely. I planned it this way. Now I'm bored. Is is possible to plan too well, and plan yourself out of a gig?

In reality this is probably the holy grail of contracting. Turn up, work thy nuts off for a few months bailing the project out of the tulipe, then sit back and watch for the remaining time as all your ducks are neatly stacked in rows.

Anyone else have this?

And so the pattern begins again.

3 weeks.

[suityou01]

And so the pattern begins again.

3 weeks.

Some pattern though. Deliver on time and have time to post on here. Winner.

[fckvwls]

Some pattern though. Deliver on time and have time to post on here. Winner.

How's the cycling going? With all this spare time I expect you are ready for a massive fund-raising event sometime soon?

Or what about ramping up your plan B? Those viruses don't remove themselves you know

[FiveTimes]

How's the cycling going? With all this spare time I expect you are ready for a massive fund-raising event sometime soon?

Or what about ramping up your plan B? Those viruses don't remove themselves you know

If SY01 has time on his hands I thought he would be doing a lot of charity work. didn't he want to go and dig holes in africa ?

[suityou01]

If SY01 has time on his hands I thought he would be doing a lot of charity work. didn't he want to go and dig holes in africa ?

I was talked out of it by the cuk faithful

[SupremeSpod]

Some pattern though. Deliver on time and have time to post on here. Winner.

I've just got to quote this for posterity.

Nobody likes me, the project has turned to ratsh!t, it's all their fault oh no, I've pissed on me shoes! Again.

[FiveTimes]

I was talked out of it by the cuk faithful

and the camper van pimping ?

[doodab]

and the camper van pimping ?

What, like a mobile knocking shop? That's genius that is. If only I was a dirty old slapper with a camper van that would be my plan B.

[SupremeSpod]

and the camper van pimping ?

He gave up without trying.

At least MF follows his projects through to abject failure.

[fckvwls]

What, like a mobile knocking shop? That's genius that is. If only I was a dirty old slapper with a camper van that would be my plan B.

You'd struggle with profitability though