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Saw something the other day, not sure if same, about a cat-carried virus that affects the brain and causes depression.
These tedious little wildlife-killing, crapping in my sparrow dust, bastards need exterminating. See to it z.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Just nail the creatures to a tree with copper nails. That sorts it."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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About Kurt Schmitt
Keep to IT son.I'm a computer support professional, a website publisher and content marketer, founder of Cat Lovers Only and Inspirational Sayings in Action. I write on a wide variety of topics, including self improvement and motivation, weight loss and fitness, cats and pets, and website promotion."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Cat Owners Have Lower Heart Attack Risk, Study
The finding was the main result of a 10 year study of more than 4,000 Americans by researchers at the University of Minnesota's Stroke Institute in Minneapolis. Executive director of the Institute, Dr Adnan Qureshi."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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An alternative interpretation is that cat ladies are mad, which I think we all intuitively know to be true.One of the latest studies into the subject, published in July, showed that women with toxoplasma antibodies – which indicate past exposure to the parasite – are significantly more likely than non-infected women to show suicidal or self-harm behaviour, with the risk increasing as levels of antibodies rise.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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