I've just eaten a whole box of crunchy nut cornflakes. Much healthier than a fry up or a takeaway.
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I've just had an apple, much healthier than a bottle of wine.Originally posted by doodab View PostI've just eaten a whole box of crunchy nut cornflakes. Much healthier than a fry up or a takeaway.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Just finished the second bottle of wine and about to nuke last night's curry followed by the trifle I made on Saturday. Found a local place that does an excellent fry up so that's brekkie sorted tomorrow.
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That's outrageous.
You have curry and trifle left over?!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Curry can actually be pretty healthy if you cook it yourself.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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What about home-made trifle?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Lots of sherry and double cream.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat about home-made trifle?Comment
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What time do you want the ambulance booked?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostLots of sherry and double cream.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Fck it, Grey Goose vodka next.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat time do you want the ambulance booked?
I can still type so what's the problem?Comment
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Ok. Will send a police car as well in case you get violent.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostFck it, Grey Goose vodka next.
I can still type so what's the problem?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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