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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Whittle.

    Thats what Clint always does, when he's waiting for the baddies.
    Get a knife, a lolly ice stick and make an easter island head. or something

    alternatively, learn how to chew tabbacca. he does that a lot too

    He also used to have a large ginger gurning sidekick as well.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #42
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      Maybe once they make cretinism a crime
      Well it used to be dealt with by sticking people in an asylum, but it seems we're more cuddly these days and do 'care in the community', even expecting some cretins to get a job; I think that's a big mistake. We're all better off with some people on the dole.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #43
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        He also used to have a large ginger gurning sidekick as well.
        you are getting confused between chewbacca and chewing tabbaca
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #44
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Whittle.

          Thats what Clint always does, when he's waiting for the baddies.
          Get a knife, a lolly ice stick and make an easter island head. or something

          alternatively, learn how to chew tabbacca. he does that a lot too



          while spitting on random dogs..

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            #45
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Well it used to be dealt with by sticking people in an asylum, but it seems we're more cuddly these days and do 'care in the community', even expecting some cretins to get a job; I think that's a big mistake. We're all better off with some people on the dole.
            Jobs? Yes. Politicians.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              As a serious answer to the question, maybe not spend your retirement on CUK? What a depressing thought!

              Are there any good retirement homes forums we could get Sas on, and then visit him?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #47
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                As a serious answer to the question, maybe not spend your retirement on CUK? What a depressing thought!

                Are there any good retirement homes forums we could get Sas on, and then visit him?
                Sas isn't actually retired is he? He's now a stay at home dad. You'd better have that souffle finished for when the missus gets back or she's gonna cut your allowance.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Sas isn't actually retired is he? He's now a stay at home dad. You'd better have that souffle finished for when the missus gets back or she's gonna cut your allowance.
                  Can't you read? The difference is I'm not a kept man since I have my own income.
                  Oh and I paid for the house in cash. I think that's my duty as provider over
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Can't you read? The difference is I'm not a kept man since I have my own pocket money.
                    Oh and she paid for the house in cash. I think that's my duty as provider over

                    Oh tulip it's the wife!
                    ftfy
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #50
                      maybe start grampappy.net?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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