What are you doing this weekend?

[BrilloPad]

I know a guy who does long distance charity walks. He says that the fund-raising is indeed a pain. And there are only so many times you can go back to the same well.

I'm afraid that I didn't sponsor you because you were raising money for your church, and that's not a cause I can get behind. Sorry

I understand. Not a problem. I will pray for you!

I did get a Northern Ireland Protestant to sponsor me though! I was very pleased with that.

[DimPrawn]

Are you me ?

Oh, wait, I don't have a million quid

Me neither. Far less than 1/2 that now.

Money well spent.

[FiveTimes]

Me neither. Far less than 1/2 that now.

Money well spent.

Was that on a divorce or a dick extension ?

[DimPrawn]

Was that on a divorce or a dick extension ?

I prefer the term phallic augmentation procedure.

[BrilloPad]

I prefer the term phallic augmentation procedure.

I have heard of that - this is where you get your dick doubled in length.

And is your new girlfriend enjoying the two inches she gets once a month?

[rd409]

are you me ?

oh, wait, i don't have a million (s)quid

ftfy.

Dp

[BoredBloke]

Taking my son to Mumtaaz in Bradford

[MarillionFan]

Cycling the Golden Gate bridge.

[SupremeSpod]

Cycling the Golden Gate bridge.

If only it weren't all bullsh!t, eh?

Piccies on your "Linked In" profile or it didn't happen.

BTW, how come your current client is showing as "TBC"?

[d000hg]

I know a guy who does long distance charity walks. He says that the fund-raising is indeed a pain. And there are only so many times you can go back to the same well.

I'm afraid that I didn't sponsor you because you were raising money for your church, and that's not a cause I can get behind. Sorry

Give the money to a charity of your choice then and let BP know by PM

BP since the link's gone from your sig, what specifically was it raised for again?