Reply to: What are you doing this weekend?

[mudskipper]

Sat morning:

Parkrun. 34.59 (anything below 35 is 'good' for me)

Sat afternoon:

Catching up on Zzzzzzzz's

Sat evening:

Drinking wine

Sunday: TBA (but will probably involve roast spuds)

[d000hg]

But have fun at the gay bar.

[SupremeSpod]

PM me your picture I'll give you a day out in San Francisco tomorrow & post the photos.

Here's spod with the seals at Pier 39
Here's spod at Alcatraz
Here's spod in a gay bar

I may even take a few of Gentile.

I've been to SF in real life, I don't need a liberal sprinkling of your bullsh!t.

Keep at it Walter.

[MarillionFan]

Because I don't tell lies.

PM me your picture I'll give you a day out in San Francisco tomorrow & post the photos.

Here's spod with the seals at Pier 39
Here's spod at Alcatraz
Here's spod in a gay bar

I may even take a few of Gentile.

[SupremeSpod]

Because I stopped updating it because of dickheads.

How come yours says 'Development Team Leader' at tiny tiny software company then?

Because I don't tell lies.

[MarillionFan]

If only it weren't all bullsh!t, eh?

Piccies on your "Linked In" profile or it didn't happen.

BTW, how come your current client is showing as "TBC"?

Because I stopped updating it because of dickheads.

How come yours says 'Development Team Leader' at tiny tiny software company then?

[ZARDOZ]

Re this weekend.
Me and a Texan milllionaire friend will be out looking for ladies who look like Heather from Eastenders. Cor blimey!

[d000hg]

I know a guy who does long distance charity walks. He says that the fund-raising is indeed a pain. And there are only so many times you can go back to the same well.

I'm afraid that I didn't sponsor you because you were raising money for your church, and that's not a cause I can get behind. Sorry

Give the money to a charity of your choice then and let BP know by PM

BP since the link's gone from your sig, what specifically was it raised for again?

[SupremeSpod]

Cycling the Golden Gate bridge.

If only it weren't all bullsh!t, eh?

Piccies on your "Linked In" profile or it didn't happen.

BTW, how come your current client is showing as "TBC"?

[MarillionFan]

Cycling the Golden Gate bridge.

[BoredBloke]

Taking my son to Mumtaaz in Bradford

[rd409]

are you me ?

oh, wait, i don't have a million (s)quid

ftfy.

Dp

[BrilloPad]

I prefer the term phallic augmentation procedure.

I have heard of that - this is where you get your dick doubled in length.

And is your new girlfriend enjoying the two inches she gets once a month?

[DimPrawn]

Was that on a divorce or a dick extension ?

I prefer the term phallic augmentation procedure.

[FiveTimes]

Me neither. Far less than 1/2 that now.

Money well spent.

Was that on a divorce or a dick extension ?