How recently did you last have an alcoholic drink?

[BrilloPad]

Why would a rare pint stop your training? You deserve it!

The problem is, and I know you will struggle to believe this, is that I have an obsessive personality. It will start with a pint, then a quart, then a yard, then it will be drinking contests, then I will be fat and grumpy like sas. Give me a little while before I go down that path.

While you drink my pint for me please Sir?

[d000hg]

Is it considered a travesty to have a chaser that's not real ale for a proper whisky?

[shaunbhoy]

then I will be fat and grumpy like sas.

Never pictured sas as fat. Always had him pegged as some sort of cross between Wheezy from Toy Story and Stuart Little.
Bang on with the grumpy bit mind!!

[Cliphead]

Does beer count as an alcoholic drink in Scotland?

Well it has alcohol and you drink it

[shaunbhoy]

Is it considered a travesty to have a chaser that's not real ale for a proper whisky?

In my opinion......NO.

HTH

[mudskipper]

Had to put my glass down to type my reply...

[SimonMac]

My blood type is ABV

[shaunbhoy]

My blood type is ABV

Absolute Bloody Vinegar??

[EternalOptimist]

Is it considered a travesty to have a chaser that's not real ale for a proper whisky?

the crofters in North Uist used to stroll into the bar and ask for a 'half and a half'

they wouldnt speak to anyone, except to turn to their fellows and mutter 'McDonald'

'Donell O'donnell'

'McFee McFee'


then the drinks would arrive.

the first half = a neat double whisky. gone. down in one
the second half = half a pint of bitter

'half and a half'

this happend four or five times.


half an hour later, they would half turn and mutter

'good night all'

stagger out and drive home to their crofts.


meanwhile the tcheuchters (english twats) would be drinking lager or mild, telling jokes, talking politics, having a laugh, taking the p1ss out of the trogs (the crofters), and staying there till closing time.

two very different cultures

[mudskipper]

I didn't have a drink last night. Aim to do at least 2 nights a week booze free.