Darwin award contender of the day. Man mails himself and nearly dies

[EternalOptimist]

I tried to fax myself to a bird once.



luckily I realised at the last minute that it was a shredder, not a fax



I had a VERY close shave, I can tell you

[mudskipper]

Boxing is less effiicient than casting.

He should have taken up knitting.

[al_cam]

Hate to be pedantic but he can only be a Darwin award contender if he actually removed himself from the gene pool - one of my pet hates that.

Good story though.

[Spacecadet]

Hate to be pedantic but he can only be a Darwin award contender if he actually removed himself from the gene pool - one of my pet hates that.

Did it spoil your chance of entering?

[vetran]

Honourable mention.