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5Hover20.00%1Clean seat first (with toilet paper and water from pre-flush)40.00%2Clean seat first (with toilet paper and spit)0.00%0Clean seat first (dry toilet paper only)20.00%1I don't care about cleaning much0.00%0I get my butler to do it for me20.00%1Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t -
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Just pretend AndyW is your butler (see last option).Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostNO AndyW no voteContracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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Wot Spacey SaidOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostNO AndyW no voteIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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+1Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostNO AndyW no vote
The toilets in most places I have worked at in the city keep getting blocked by hand paper towels. I always wondered is people used them instead of toilet paper. But once I went into a cubicle and saw hand paper towels all over the seat. I then twigged that some cannot touch a seat directly.Comment
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I'm trying to dump the use of AndyW in polls, if you'll pardon the pun...Originally posted by hyperD View PostWot Spacey SaidContracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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Why do you want to annoy everyone? Can't you just fit in? Add andyw and post sh1te like the rest of us.....Originally posted by kingcook View PostI'm trying to dump the use of AndyW in polls, if you'll pardon the pun...Comment
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Could admin please add a "I get AndyW to do it for me" option please?
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We look forward to asking the same question in all your fail polls then.....Originally posted by kingcook View PostI'm trying to dump the use of AndyW in polls, if you'll pardon the pun...'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by kingcook View PostI'm trying to dump the use of AndyW in polls, if you'll pardon the pun...
HERETIC! BURN HIM!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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