I thought this was about Russell / Louie / whatever his next name when banned again will be
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You're not a true Viking until you've got blood on your helmet.Originally posted by zeitghostCan we all wear those extremely fashionable horned helmets again?
Really does break the ice at parties.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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FTFY...Originally posted by cojak View PostAny Aussie, Gentile.
They are all twats...
But I do believe we have more than one Aussie twat on the forum don't we?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Does making twattish posts mean you're a twat? Surely you can be a nice person who does twattish things?
mudskipper in good parenting mode.Comment
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Hm. Surely doing twattish things makes you a twat?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDoes making twattish posts mean you're a twat? Surely you can be a nice person who does twattish things?
mudskipper in good parenting mode.
Posting twattish things is maybe slightly different. I suspect if I met anyone from here, they'd probably be lovely. The fact most of them act like twats on here is probably not an indication of how 'nice' they are IRL.
Phew.
That was rambly.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Shurrup woman, get on with it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHm. Surely doing twattish things makes you a twat?
Posting twattish things is maybe slightly different. I suspect if I met anyone from here, they'd probably be lovely. The fact most of them act like twats on here is probably not an indication of how 'nice' they are IRL.
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That was rambly.Comment
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See? I bet you're lovely really.Originally posted by Platypus View PostShurrup woman, get on with it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No he isn't. He's a duck-faced-twatty-puss.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSee? I bet you're lovely really.
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Eric TV (aka Test Mangler)...Can I just ask when the poll closes please?
I want to know when to unleash my army of sockie voters.Comment
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Wrong again AussieMong. I don't have the patience to create a sockie.Originally posted by aussielong View PostEric TV (aka Test Mangler)...Can I just ask when the poll closes please?
I want to know when to unleash my army of sockie voters.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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