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Frankfurt versus Zürich

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    #11
    "Yes Frankfurt is boring"

    What about Dr Muller’s?
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      #12
      Originally posted by wendigo100
      Zurich might be boring, but Swiss people combine the characteristics of the Germans, the French and the Italians.
      Reminds me of that old oft repeated euro joke...

      In the perfect europe the chefs are french, the lovers are italian, the policemen are english, the organisers are swiss and the engineers are german.

      But more likely, the chefs are english, the lovers are swiss, the policemen are german, the organisers are italian and the engineers are french

      btw the swiss are boring

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        #13
        Originally posted by Hart-floot

        btw the swiss are boring
        "In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Joe Black.
          Ha ha yeah can u imagine the worst characteristics? A rude person with no sense of humour and bad dress sense.
          Or a sauerkraut-eating surrender monkey who pinches your wife's bum.

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            #15
            Ha ha surrender monkey I like that one.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DaveB
              "In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
              You forgot the Swiss Army Knife.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by Hart-floot
                You forgot the Swiss Army Knife.....
                And the Swiss Roll.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by wendigo100
                  And the Swiss Roll.
                  And Laudanum.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #19
                    Rohypnol, that came from Switzerland didn't it?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Joe Black.
                      Rohypnol, that came from Switzerland didn't it?
                      and LSD.
                      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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