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Well, only if I could be guaranteed on some hi-brow conversation about fiat economics, the Higgs boson - what does it matter to me? (ho ho), spatial field displacement theories, the love and juxtaposition of Margaux and masticating on oven-baked, butter and garlic-infused crustaceans, the inefficiencies of wind turbine penetration into the National Grid, quantum theory...Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
...oh, who the hell am I kidding. One wink and a debauched comment from her and I'll be humping both legs before you can say "hyperD really needs to see a vet for that neutering op. Now"
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
That's ok Dim, go ahead and get yourself some lingerie like that if you feel inclined. We are broad minded on CUK.Sorely tempted myselfbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Classic Daily Wail reaction;
I don't mean to be unkind but as she's a model and trading on her looks she has to expect some feedback regarding them. I think she's a big-boned lady who is quite pear-shaped especially when not in shape for a phto shoot. She also has a very manly look about her face with a heavy jawline.Also a a woman I don't want to see her in her undies so often thanks lol. I'm not jealous by the way - thinner, more feminine and prettier and I think lots of other women are too including beautiful girls I see every day in my home town.
Is this the person who called Jess Ennis a fatty?
Anyway, I would.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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