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My Client Co is the Worst
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LOL I read it as he butted you rather than butted in, to make his point.Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostI had some bloke jump up from eating his lunch to tell me that I was breaking the BP stairs use safety policy by using my mobile and not holding the hand rail. He even butted in while I was mid phone call to tell me.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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YEs, spent too much time being babysat by your parentsOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIs that because you were abused as a child?Comment
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At one client my predecessor had left due to quite serious kidney problems, however he owed £6.40 to the tea/coffee fund and the old hag mafia were seriously considering chasing him for it.
Another client I was told off for getting the drinks in for people I sat near "I don't pay you to make everyone tea and coffee" so since then I get my own.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Disabled toilets allow people to inject drugs, change dressings, take other awkward medication, or just require a more room than normal to do other things where the only private place you can do them in an office is in the toilet.Originally posted by Ketchup View PostI use the disabled toilet as my clientCo havent realised they have a disabled toilet in an mazanine office that is only accessible by stairs
They aren't just for people who use wheelchairs."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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They should change the sign then, the wheelchair is a bit misleadingOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostDisabled toilets allow people to inject drugs, change dressings, take other awkward medication, or just require a more room than normal to do other things where the only private place you can do them in an office is in the toilet.
They aren't just for people who use wheelchairs.Comment
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I don't think a sign with a wheelchair, a syringe, plaster and inhaler would fit.Originally posted by Ketchup View PostThey should change the sign then, the wheelchair is a bit misleading
BTW The ones in my clientco's office have yellow sharps and medical dressings bins in them."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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People are using toilets for the disabled to inject nasty illegal drugs? That's an outrage, the disabled toilets need to be shut immediately, if a genuine disabled needs to use the facilities they should inform the receptionist who will escort them and wait outside until they're finished.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDisabled toilets allow people to inject drugsOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It was your parents doing the filming though.Originally posted by Ketchup View PostYEs, spent too much time being babysat by your parents
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Direction of travel, direction facing or not specified?Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostNot to mention having to keep to the left on the stairwell!The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
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