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My Client Co is the Worst

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    #21
    Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
    I use the disabled toilet as my clientCo havent realised they have a disabled toilet in an mazanine office that is only accessible by stairs
    Is that because you were abused as a child?

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      #22
      Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
      I had some bloke jump up from eating his lunch to tell me that I was breaking the BP stairs use safety policy by using my mobile and not holding the hand rail. He even butted in while I was mid phone call to tell me.
      LOL I read it as he butted you rather than butted in, to make his point.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Is that because you were abused as a child?
        YEs, spent too much time being babysat by your parents

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          #24
          At one client my predecessor had left due to quite serious kidney problems, however he owed £6.40 to the tea/coffee fund and the old hag mafia were seriously considering chasing him for it.

          Another client I was told off for getting the drinks in for people I sat near "I don't pay you to make everyone tea and coffee" so since then I get my own.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
            I use the disabled toilet as my clientCo havent realised they have a disabled toilet in an mazanine office that is only accessible by stairs
            Disabled toilets allow people to inject drugs, change dressings, take other awkward medication, or just require a more room than normal to do other things where the only private place you can do them in an office is in the toilet.

            They aren't just for people who use wheelchairs.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #26
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Disabled toilets allow people to inject drugs, change dressings, take other awkward medication, or just require a more room than normal to do other things where the only private place you can do them in an office is in the toilet.

              They aren't just for people who use wheelchairs.
              They should change the sign then, the wheelchair is a bit misleading

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                #27
                Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
                They should change the sign then, the wheelchair is a bit misleading
                I don't think a sign with a wheelchair, a syringe, plaster and inhaler would fit.

                BTW The ones in my clientco's office have yellow sharps and medical dressings bins in them.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Disabled toilets allow people to inject drugs
                  People are using toilets for the disabled to inject nasty illegal drugs? That's an outrage, the disabled toilets need to be shut immediately, if a genuine disabled needs to use the facilities they should inform the receptionist who will escort them and wait outside until they're finished.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
                    YEs, spent too much time being babysat by your parents
                    It was your parents doing the filming though.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
                      Not to mention having to keep to the left on the stairwell!
                      Direction of travel, direction facing or not specified?
                      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                      George Frederic Watts

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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