Boy, 8, cooked neighbour’s cat in a microwave

[NickFitz]

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.

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[chef]

You won't fit in your wedding suit at this rate.

A high metabolism ensures that isn't gong to happen

[BrilloPad]

A high metabolism ensures that isn't gong to happen

Presumably it is all that sex. Make the most of it. There won't be much after you are married. Well not with your wife anyway.

[Mich the Tester]

Presumably it is all that sex. Make the most of it. There won't be much after you are married. Well not with your wife anyway.

You mean chef's bird's not going to be up for it after he marries her? tulip, I might be forced to take up wanking again.

[Alias]

tragedy or strategy wanking ?

[BrilloPad]

You mean chef's bird's not going to be up for it after he marries her? tulip, I might be forced to take up wanking again.

Oh she will still be up for it with you. Its just chef who is going to have to get a mistress.

And you still have the Swedish women's volleyball to fall back on.

[SupremeSpod]

What evidence do u have spod that's she is a he?

The same evidence that I have that "she" is a "she".