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You apart from the Christians and Muslims?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
And the mormons. And the spanish inquisition.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou apart from the Christians and Muslims?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You expect the mormons though.....no one expects.....the other ones.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd the mormons. And the spanish inquisition.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I believe permies go to heaven, but it turns out to be the same boring cubicle for eternity. Contractors obviously go to hell, which turns out to be a nice tax haven in the Caribbean.
Who will join my new religion?!! I need someone to run the day to day whilst I evangelise on TV and act as the figurehead.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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What's the mileage on that?Originally posted by doomage View PostI believe permies go to heaven, but it turns out to be the same boring cubicle for eternity. Contractors obviously go to hell, which turns out to be a nice tax haven in the Caribbean.
Who will join my new religion?!! I need someone to run the day to day whilst I evangelise on TV and act as the figurehead.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I dunno, 2 or 3 posts if we're lucky.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat's the mileage on that?Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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And the Scientologists although I don't know if they go door-to-door.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd the mormons. And the spanish inquisition.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Really?! Why?Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostDont believe in a deity although I do believe in one's destiny being mapped out.
Not sure what that means, could be the fact that we are all really holograms or, just part of a great big computer program!We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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You seen what happens to spiritualists when they annoy God?Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostI also think there are more people in Britain with spiritual beliefs
than the media would have you believe. *They may not follow any
prescribed religion but the desire to satisfy a spritual yearning is
evidenced by the growth of adherents of diciplines such as Kabbalah and
Buddhism.
So, where do you fit into the spectrum of faith?
Wrath of GodHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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