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What's going to happen to El Duder?
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What's going to happen to El Duder?
20He will go back to England once he realises they do some real work in Holland, despite no overtime0.00%0He will pester all dutch women in the company and be reported to senior management and terminated35.00%7He will w@nk in the office, a female colleage will report it and terminated20.00%4He will start a life of soft drugs and easy windows girls as a homeless at Centraal Station5.00%1He will spill all his sprite to a senior manager and his contract terminated15.00%3He will become the mascot of the company and be promoted up to senior management level5.00%1He will have a joint in the office, thinking that this is allowed and his contract terminated0.00%0He will start a new sexual life after a visit in the famous gay disco, "The C@ckRing"20.00%4Last edited by Francko; 9 June 2006, 09:42.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
Post of the day!Originally posted by FranckoOptions:
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Can you have a little patience? I only have 3 hands!Originally posted by threadedPost of the day!
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Well, I think El Duder will go far. Yet there is only one option for this! Due to this I feel the poll is a little loaded.Originally posted by FranckoCan you have a little patience? I only have 3 hands!
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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FreeWilly.Originally posted by FungusWho?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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It's well known that they migrate South in the Autumn to avoid the cold Winters. Woe betide anyone who gets in the way of a flock of migrating turds.Comment
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