What's going to happen to El Duder?

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Fungus replied

9 June 2006, 20:44
It's well known that they migrate South in the Autumn to avoid the cold Winters. Woe betide anyone who gets in the way of a flock of migrating turds.
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Churchill replied

9 June 2006, 20:04
Where was the option "Who gives a tulip?"?
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Fungus replied

9 June 2006, 15:32
Originally posted by Francko

FreeWilly.

No thanks. That must be an Italian custom.
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Francko replied

9 June 2006, 14:25
Originally posted by Fungus

Who?

FreeWilly.
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Fungus replied

9 June 2006, 14:09
Who?
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Dalek Supreme replied

9 June 2006, 12:47
I feel sure "jacking off all over the curtains" is a likely option.
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threaded replied

9 June 2006, 09:52
Originally posted by Francko

Can you have a little patience? I only have 3 hands!

Well, I think El Duder will go far. Yet there is only one option for this! Due to this I feel the poll is a little loaded.
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Francko replied

9 June 2006, 09:39
Originally posted by threaded

Post of the day!

Can you have a little patience? I only have 3 hands!
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threaded replied

9 June 2006, 09:33
Originally posted by Francko

Options:

Post of the day!
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Francko started a poll What's going to happen to El Duder?

9 June 2006, 09:31

20 Voters

He will go back to England once he realises they do some real work in Holland, despite no overtime	0.00%	0 votes
He will pester all dutch women in the company and be reported to senior management and terminated	35.00%	7 votes
He will w@nk in the office, a female colleage will report it and terminated	20.00%	4 votes
He will start a life of soft drugs and easy windows girls as a homeless at Centraal Station	5.00%	1 vote
He will spill all his sprite to a senior manager and his contract terminated	15.00%	3 votes
He will become the mascot of the company and be promoted up to senior management level	5.00%	1 vote
He will have a joint in the office, thinking that this is allowed and his contract terminated	0.00%	0 votes
He will start a new sexual life after a visit in the famous gay disco, "The C@ckRing"	20.00%	4 votes

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Last edited by Francko; 9 June 2006, 09:42.

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