I am putting my faith in last minute conversion. Well actually, seeing as I haven't had a free non missus shag in so long, I may as well convert now.
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Originally posted by ChicoNo Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.Comment
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Oh dear some of you have just cast eternal judgement on yourselves
Matthew 12:37
For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."
Luke 16 19 - 31
The Rich Man and Lazarus
"There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores and longing to eat what fell from the rich man's table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
"The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried. In hell, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, 'Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.'
"But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.'
"He answered, 'Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father's house, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.'
"Abraham replied, 'They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.'
" 'No, father Abraham,' he said, 'but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.'
"He said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.' "Sola gratia
Sola fide
Soli Deo gloriaComment
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Visit the link above (type it you lazy bastards)Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Originally posted by ChicoOh dear some of you have just cast eternal judgement on yourselves
Matthew 12:37
For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."
Luke 16 19 - 31
The Rich Man and Lazarus
"There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores and longing to eat what fell from the rich man's table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
"The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried. In hell, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, 'Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.'
"But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.'
"He answered, 'Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father's house, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.'
"Abraham replied, 'They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.'
" 'No, father Abraham,' he said, 'but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.'
"He said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.' "
To summarise, the message is "Do as we say or you will suffer unbearable pain and torment." How does this differ from terrorism and extortion? What a nasty piece of work your god is.
How much does it take to convince you that we are not interested in your silly fairy tales for the gullible and feeble minded.
BTW, why do Bishops and other church top brass live in luxury, with very expensive houses and big salaries, whilst humble vicars who do the donkeywork live in near poverty? I judge people by their actions, not pathetic wishy washy bolluxy words.Comment
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