They called me this morning from the London School of Economics and wanted me to offer a triple PhD but I am not sure this makes justice to my multibillion revolutionary business so I negotiated up to a dozen of PhD in some scientific subjects. Those days degrees are way easier so I felt that this was fair enough.
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Obviously didn't offer you one for English!Originally posted by FranckoI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Obviously, they did not offer you one on the subject of the English language.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Did anyone see that program on ITV about Britain's biggest spenders? It made me laff, they were all a bunch of freaks!
Which one of you was the over muscled chap who had to have everything marked with 'NO 1' to show what a t*sser he was?Comment
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I saw that! .........and thought the same thing!Originally posted by ladymuck
those £1000 jabs (growth hormones?)
the way he said "yeah, we're gonna make some money"
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Well I got up this morning, late, as the butler hadn't set the alarm, so I had him shot. I turned to my wife and said you'll have to get a move on Liz love, now find your crown and get on with something for a change. Had a pleasant breakfast with that funny bloke who keeps trying to teach the plants to speak and then off to work. Normal day really
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You boys are all nothing without me - look what I've been up to this week:
On Monday I created Heaven and the Earth, and added a bit of light into the general mix. I found it was a bit dark without it (the dark being invented by virtue of the fact that I had not yet invented light)
On Tuesday I created the oceans
On Wednesday I thought this all looked a bit wet, so created some land to break the huge expanse of water up a bit - looked a bit boring without it you see
Today I'm mostly working on the Sun and the Moon. This is a bit wierd, as I already created light on Monday, so not really sure what I'll use the Sun for yet - obviously not light. Maybe I can use it to wrap fish and chips in
Tomorrow I'm going to create some birds and some sea creatures.
On Saturday I'll create some land animals - might experiment a bit and make some with 'jubbly' bits up top, and others with dangly bits below and very large brains.
On Sunday I think I'll have a well deserved rest, put my feet up and have a cold beer.
You boys think you have a busy week - you should try being God for a while !, that'll sort the wheat from the chaf !Comment
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Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
And while you've been busy I've been shagging Mrs God!
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it that what you call it?Originally posted by PhoenixAnd while you've been busy I've been shagging Mrs God!
I was just bending over to put some fish fingers in the oven when I felt a small prodding, when I look around all I was was a small wet snail handing off a bird that was on fire.
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