I've had a day! Feck all to do this morning, so I borrowed some fat bloke's time machine, went back to the dawn of time, and let off a primaeval atom.
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That probably takes the biscuit, unless anyone here appeared on Big Brother.Originally posted by stackpoleI've had a day! Feck all to do this morning, so I borrowed some fat bloke's time machine, went back to the dawn of time, and let off a primaeval atom.Comment
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Best bit was that he dyed his hair black.Originally posted by ladymuckDid anyone see that program on ITV about Britain's biggest spenders? It made me laff, they were all a bunch of freaks!
Which one of you was the over muscled chap who had to have everything marked with 'NO 1' to show what a t*sser he was?
Thought the broke bint had some serious issues...did you see how normal she looked before she went pole dancing...
Lisa Voice at £30m was quite loaded....but scary voice ironically..If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Put another 25 elastic bands around my elastic band ball and diameter now 4.2 inches.
Thats another 420 quid well earned.
This would be funny if it wasnt trueComment
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