Reply to: Look at me!

[Bitbucket]

Put another 25 elastic bands around my elastic band ball and diameter now 4.2 inches.

Thats another 420 quid well earned.

This would be funny if it wasnt true

[hyperD]

Did anyone see that program on ITV about Britain's biggest spenders? It made me laff, they were all a bunch of freaks!

Which one of you was the over muscled chap who had to have everything marked with 'NO 1' to show what a t*sser he was?

Best bit was that he dyed his hair black.

Thought the broke bint had some serious issues...did you see how normal she looked before she went pole dancing...

Lisa Voice at £30m was quite loaded....but scary voice ironically..

[wendigo100]

I've had a day! Feck all to do this morning, so I borrowed some fat bloke's time machine, went back to the dawn of time, and let off a primaeval atom.

That probably takes the biscuit, unless anyone here appeared on Big Brother.

[stackpole]

I've had a day! Feck all to do this morning, so I borrowed some fat bloke's time machine, went back to the dawn of time, and let off a primaeval atom.

[Mrs God]

And while you've been busy I've been shagging Mrs God!

it that what you call it?
I was just bending over to put some fish fingers in the oven when I felt a small prodding, when I look around all I was was a small wet snail handing off a bird that was on fire.

Oh well back to the washing up

[Phoenix]

You boys are all nothing without me - look what I've been up to this week:

On Monday I created Heaven and the Earth, and added a bit of light into the general mix. I found it was a bit dark without it (the dark being invented by virtue of the fact that I had not yet invented light)
On Tuesday I created the oceans
On Wednesday I thought this all looked a bit wet, so created some land to break the huge expanse of water up a bit - looked a bit boring without it you see
Today I'm mostly working on the Sun and the Moon. This is a bit wierd, as I already created light on Monday, so not really sure what I'll use the Sun for yet - obviously not light. Maybe I can use it to wrap fish and chips in
Tomorrow I'm going to create some birds and some sea creatures.
On Saturday I'll create some land animals - might experiment a bit and make some with 'jubbly' bits up top, and others with dangly bits below and very large brains.
On Sunday I think I'll have a well deserved rest, put my feet up and have a cold beer.

You boys think you have a busy week - you should try being God for a while !, that'll sort the wheat from the chaf !

And while you've been busy I've been shagging Mrs God!

[Jakes Daddy]

You boys are all nothing without me - look what I've been up to this week:

On Monday I created Heaven and the Earth, and added a bit of light into the general mix. I found it was a bit dark without it (the dark being invented by virtue of the fact that I had not yet invented light)
On Tuesday I created the oceans
On Wednesday I thought this all looked a bit wet, so created some land to break the huge expanse of water up a bit - looked a bit boring without it you see
Today I'm mostly working on the Sun and the Moon. This is a bit wierd, as I already created light on Monday, so not really sure what I'll use the Sun for yet - obviously not light. Maybe I can use it to wrap fish and chips in
Tomorrow I'm going to create some birds and some sea creatures.
On Saturday I'll create some land animals - might experiment a bit and make some with 'jubbly' bits up top, and others with dangly bits below and very large brains.
On Sunday I think I'll have a well deserved rest, put my feet up and have a cold beer.

You boys think you have a busy week - you should try being God for a while !, that'll sort the wheat from the chaf !

[John Galt]

Well I got up this morning, late, as the butler hadn't set the alarm, so I had him shot. I turned to my wife and said you'll have to get a move on Liz love, now find your crown and get on with something for a change. Had a pleasant breakfast with that funny bloke who keeps trying to teach the plants to speak and then off to work. Normal day really

[DimPrawn]

[chock]

Did anyone see that program on ITV about Britain's biggest spenders? It made me laff, they were all a bunch of freaks!

Which one of you was the over muscled chap who had to have everything marked with 'NO 1' to show what a t*sser he was?

I saw that! .........and thought the same thing!

those £1000 jabs (growth hormones?)

the way he said "yeah, we're gonna make some money"

tosser!

[ladymuck]

Did anyone see that program on ITV about Britain's biggest spenders? It made me laff, they were all a bunch of freaks!

Which one of you was the over muscled chap who had to have everything marked with 'NO 1' to show what a t*sser he was?

[Francko]

Obviously didn't offer you one for English!

Obviously, they did not offer you one on the subject of the English language.

[The Lone Gunman]

They called me this morning from the London School of Economics and wanted me to offer a triple PhD but I am not sure this makes justice to my multibillion revolutionary business so I negotiated up to a dozen of PhD in some scientific subjects. Those days degrees are way easier so I felt that this was fair enough.

Obviously didn't offer you one for English!

[Francko]

They called me this morning from the London School of Economics and wanted me to offer a triple PhD but I am not sure this makes justice to my multibillion revolutionary business so I negotiated up to a dozen of PhD in some scientific subjects. Those days degrees are way easier so I felt that this was fair enough.

[el duder]

ciao