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    #11
    Welcome to the mad house
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #12
      Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
      I meant the whole site, not just the General subforum. The advice one can find on this site can be extremely valuable.
      OK first you will need an agent, so I suggest you dig out a brown envelope and stack it full of used tenners and drop it off at dodgy's independent traders. Oh and I almost forgot let me have a CV and a list of all your contacts and references.

      This time next year...
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #13
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        OK first you will need an agent, so I suggest you dig out a brown envelope and stack it full of used tenners and drop it off at dodgy's independent traders. Oh and I almost forgot let me have a CV and a list of all your contacts and references.

        This time next year...
        1. I have a brown envelope ready although some people may not appreciate what's in it.
        2. Yup, you can have a copy of my CV, contacts and references won't happen though, sorry :P. And before you ask, no, my current employer is not listed either.

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          #14
          Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
          I meant the whole site, not just the General subforum. The advice one can find on this site can be extremely valuable.
          Indeed, particularly the part that warns about this subforum - "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously"...

          Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post

            Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
            Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).
              You mean your missus is a bloke?

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                #17
                Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
                few other bits and bobs
                bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

                BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

                  BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.
                  Especially whether your expenses fall within IR35 now that your girlfriend has been a director for 24 months.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
                    Yup, knowing full well what can happen ... having a hard chin is a prerequisite for contracting ( although it helps with many other things as well ).
                    Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                      Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
                      and did you put it back afterwards?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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