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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    C'mon, all blokes do that ...
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP looked out of the window yesterday to see a neighbour smoking outdoors while re-arranging his balls. When she objected I pointed out that not only do all blokes do that, but anytime is a good time. Even if one is about to be knighted, for instance.
    Especially

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  • LumbaBread
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    No - think of yourself more as a rhino - thick skinned & charge a lot
    I like that !

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    C'mon, all blokes do that ...
    Mrs BP looked out of the window yesterday to see a neighbour smoking outdoors while re-arranging his balls. When she objected I pointed out that not only do all blokes do that, but anytime is a good time. Even if one is about to be knighted, for instance.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    Yup, knowing full well what can happen ... having a hard chin is a prerequisite for contracting ( although it helps with many other things as well ).
    No - think of yourself more as a rhino - thick skinned & charge a lot

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  • bless 'em all
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    I like this guy. Even if he may be a sockie.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    C'mon, all blokes do that ...

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  • LumbaBread
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    and did you put it back afterwards?
    C'mon, all blokes do that ...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
    and did you put it back afterwards?

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    Yup, knowing full well what can happen ... having a hard chin is a prerequisite for contracting ( although it helps with many other things as well ).
    Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

    BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.
    Especially whether your expenses fall within IR35 now that your girlfriend has been a director for 24 months.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    few other bits and bobs
    bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

    BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).
    You mean your missus is a bloke?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
    Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by LumbaBread View Post
    I meant the whole site, not just the General subforum. The advice one can find on this site can be extremely valuable.
    Indeed, particularly the part that warns about this subforum - "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously"...

    Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

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  • LumbaBread
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    OK first you will need an agent, so I suggest you dig out a brown envelope and stack it full of used tenners and drop it off at dodgy's independent traders. Oh and I almost forgot let me have a CV and a list of all your contacts and references.

    This time next year...
    1. I have a brown envelope ready although some people may not appreciate what's in it.
    2. Yup, you can have a copy of my CV, contacts and references won't happen though, sorry :P. And before you ask, no, my current employer is not listed either.

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