Olympics opening ceremony: poor España

[Gentile]

Are you winding me up govner?

She's not you know.

[MarillionFan]

She jumped out of a helicopter.

WSS

Amazing. With James Bond. Incredible.

She's a game bird.

[SueEllen]

Now taking notes of countries for honeymoon.

Anyone been to Bermuda?

Do you intent to lose your new wife?

[mudskipper]

WSS

Amazing. With James Bond. Incredible.

She's a game bird.

But definitely not a p(h)easant.

[TimberWolf]

WSS

Amazing. With James Bond. Incredible.

She's a game bird.

It wasn't the real James Bond.

[MaryPoppins]

Can't buggering believe I missed the Mary Poppins bit.

[Cliphead]

Can't buggering believe I missed the Mary Poppins bit.

There was plenty of them.

[TimberWolf]

Can't buggering believe I missed the Mary Poppins bit.

That bit was brilliant. One of them was practically perfect.

[MarillionFan]

How come there are 204 Olympic teams but only 196 countries in the world? Seems dodgy to me.

[mudskipper]

Blimey - we're only on 'C'. This is gonna drag on.