Olympics opening ceremony: poor España

[Cliphead]

I'm flicking in and out. Did the Queen take part?

Jumped out of a helicopter with a parachute.

[mudskipper]

I'm flicking in and out. Did the Queen take part?

She jumped out of a helicopter.

[MarillionFan]

Proper kilts are several layers thick with the pleats. But if you're skint you can go for a 'pleated skirt'.

I'm going be wearing y-fronts. Far too many Jocks with a dodgy sense of humour at my wedding.

Bangladesh swimming team looks strong

[Cliphead]

I'm going be wearing y-fronts. Far too many Jocks with a dodgy sense of humour at my wedding.

[ctdctd]

I'm flicking in and out. Did the Queen take part?

Yep - he sang Bohemian Rhaposdy

[MaryPoppins]

She jumped out of a helicopter.

Are you winding me up govner?

[TimberWolf]

Proper kilts are several layers thick with the pleats. But if you're skint you can go for a 'pleated skirt'.

I don't wear any kind of dresses.

[Cliphead]

Are you winding me up govner?

iPlayer is yer friend.

[MarillionFan]

Now taking notes of countries for honeymoon.

Anyone been to Bermuda?

[mudskipper]

I'm going be wearing y-fronts. Far too many Jocks with a dodgy sense of humour at my wedding.

Bangladesh swimming team looks strong

Made son #1 wear kilt to my wedding. (He was 5). He managed to get accumulate about £15 in his sporran by ordering drinks at the bar, getting nearby adult to pay, and pocketing the change. Good Scots blood there.