Olympics opening ceremony: poor España

[MarillionFan]

Mary Poppins!!!

If Sasguru turns up I'm turning off.

[Cliphead]

Mike Oldfield getting an airing. My hero

[MarillionFan]

Apart from the rings, what has any of this tulip got to do with the Olympics?

It's about the host country you dummy.

[VectraMan]

WHS - I'm going to hide under the duvet for a couple of weeks.

If they'd just lay off the smugness and self-congratulation for 5 minutes, and treat it as a sporting event, it'd probably be okay.

[mudskipper]

Mary Poppins!!!

If Sasguru turns up I'm turning off.

20 Poppinses.

If 20 Sasses turn up, I'm turning off too.

[ZARDOZ]

At times like this I often wonder "What would the DJ Trevor Nelson make of this" luckily we don't have to wonder.

[BigTime]

It's about the host country you dummy.

That's why I never watch the irrelevant crap. I thought i'd try and be positive about this one but have failed.

[ctdctd]

Virgin media Red button - no commentary

[SueEllen]

That's why I never watch the irrelevant crap. I thought i'd try and be positive about this one but have failed.

We may have the NHS for much longer!

Mr Bean!!!

[escapeUK]

Has the doom started yet?