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Taking a cup of tea into the traps

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    #21
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    FFS, where do people get these habits from? He then walks straight out the door not bothering to wash his hands.
    I had a #2 the other day, whilst eating egg & toast + drinking a cup of tea for my breakfast. It was at home though so that's ok.
    Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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      #22
      Originally posted by kingcook View Post
      I had a #2 the other day, whilst eating egg & toast + drinking a cup of tea for my breakfast. It was at home though so that's ok.
      did you leave the door open as well so you could hear the radio?
      Coffee's for closers

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        #23
        I always have a sprinkle of my fingers under the tap after a number 1. No soap needed. Reasoning being that if it was only liquid wot went onto them, you only need liquid to rinse it off.. Am I a dirty bastard?

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          #24
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          I always have a sprinkle of my fingers under the tap after a number 1. No soap needed. Reasoning being that if it was only liquid wot went onto them, you only need liquid to rinse it off.. Am I a dirty bastard?
          Always wash when someone has seen you use the toilet. No need to when there are no witnesses.
          Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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            #25
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            did you leave the door open as well so you could hear the radio?
            HELL NO!! That's disgusting!!!!
            Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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              #26
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              I always have a sprinkle of my fingers under the tap after a number 1. No soap needed. Reasoning being that if it was only liquid wot went onto them, you only need liquid to rinse it off.. Am I a dirty bastard?
              Why is liquid going on them in the first place?
              Coffee's for closers

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                #27
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                Why is liquid going on them in the first place?
                A good question.

                I get up in the morning, have a shower and wash my knob, if I have a piss and all I touch is my knob then there is no reason to think I have dirty fingers, unless I touch one of those filthy taps in the loos.

                Obviously having a massive dump is a different ball game and requires that I scrub up like a doctor.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  Why is liquid going on them in the first place?
                  Well sometimes I have to use the back of the hand as a shield against soaking of the trousers, on those "wonky nozzle" days

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                    #29
                    I had an Aussie boss a few years back. Once in the pub after work, my seal had broke so off I went to the loo, as I went in, he came out of the traps and walked towards me, seeing me, turned around went to the sinks and washed his hands. When I'd finished, and went back in the pub, he said something about how odd men are, only washing their hand when they see someone.

                    For me, if I am having a pee, can see the urinal is clean, my penis hasn't touched it and know there's no backsplash, there isn't a need to wash, but I do have a little rinse.

                    Sometimes, I will tear some toilet roll off, wet it, and give the seat a wipe, if it looks like some drunk has been there.

                    I used to work with a bloke who couldn't go anywhere but his own toilet. He'd hold it in all day. Very odd behaviour if you ask me. But said when he was a kid, he'd think nothing of driving home in the middle of the day, night out, no matter where he was to have a #2

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                      I always have a sprinkle of my fingers under the tap after a number 1. No soap needed. Reasoning being that if it was only liquid wot went onto them, you only need liquid to rinse it off.. Am I a dirty bastard?
                      No. Me the same. I dont pee on my hands.....
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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