Taking a cup of tea into the traps

[Old Greg]

When tulipting in the company time its best to not rush things and if you're in there for the duration then you will need entertainment and refreshment

I am assuming there is a smartphone 'log book' app for recording billable dumping hours?

[minestrone]

I am assuming there is a smartphone 'log book' app for recording billable dumping hours?

You could do a pound for pound rating.

[SimonMac]

When tulipting in the company time its best to not rush things and if you're in there for the duration then you will need entertainment and refreshment

Entertainment, yes (my current method is https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...arsoccer&hl=en) but refreshment never! Once bowels are evacuated its nice to easy back into work but making a fresh coffee before returning to the original task

[BrilloPad]

When tulipting in the company time its best to not rush things and if you're in there for the duration then you will need entertainment and refreshment

Well done for enforcing the female assumption that men like to take a long time - probably because they enjoy having their prostate rubbed so much.

[Spacecadet]

Entertainment, yes (my current method is https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...arsoccer&hl=en) but refreshment never! Once bowels are evacuated its nice to easy back into work but making a fresh coffee before returning to the original task

I've been playing this

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...RkZJSUlfR1AiXQ..

I use the trap time for some leveling up

[d000hg]

Nowt better....

1. Mug of Coffee

2. Book

3. iPhone

4. A real trouter itching to get out

Bliss. It's prolly a Northern thing....

You have 3 hands?

I've never understood the "take the newspaper" thing. You sit down, out it comes, off you go. You wouldn't flop out your willy at the urinal and stand there reading a book for 10 minutes. Are you all constipated or just lazy?

[EternalOptimist]

I always find it a bit hypocritical to complain about other peoples hygiene when I think of some of the things I expect my missus to stick in her gob

[Old Greg]

You have 3 hands?

I've never understood the "take the newspaper" thing. You sit down, out it comes, off you go. You wouldn't flop out your willy at the urinal and stand there reading a book for 10 minutes. Are you all constipated or just lazy?

Lazy.

[norrahe]

I always find it a bit hypocritical to complain about other peoples hygiene when I think of some of the things I expect my missus to stick in her gob

Your cooking?

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[aussielong]

The only place I can't get a signal on my phone in work is the toilet.

I have to hear bob clearing his nose out in the sink while I release a dreadnought.